Yes, I thought I would ring in my return with a Backstreet Boys reference … no applase necessary, really.

It’s been too long since last we treaded these waters together — a big-time move to a new locale and a lack of Internet have kept me away from you, but no longer! Now Purple Bar Tape is back, hopefully to stay.

And as is the case with news, there are just days where it’s so easy to start swimming again. Case in point: Alberto the Contador might soon have a new team (Kudos to Hamso for calling this one).

It’s not at all hard to imagine Contador with Caisse d’Epargne — the best Spanish rider working for a Spain-based team that put another Spaniard atop the Tour podium in ‘08. It’s a natural fit.

But whatever team Contador joins, he needs to make damn sure he’s got the kind of control that only a select few team leaders possess. He needs to OK personnel decisions, sponsorship, mechanical issues — he needs Lance control.

Armstrong is going to come back next year with Team RadioShack or Team Shack or whatever, and he’s going to stack said squad up to his Texas eyes with talent. Why? Because he wants to beat Contador. Lance wants — very badly, I would think — to beat his former teammate (though we use that last word loosely).

He’s going to have the old domestiques — Popovych, Levi, maybe even Hincapie if he’s feeling crazy — and he’s going to find some young talent (Andy Schleck? It could happen…), and then he’s going to use all of that to launch what will presumably be one final assault on the Tour before he rides off into the Western sunset.

The only way Contador can match that is by making sure he joins a squad with the financial power to even try to compete with Armstrong, the clout to attract good young riders and the willingness to let the spindly Spaniard be the man at the very top of the food chain. Without that, Contador will find himself in very rough waters next July.

Very rough waters indeed.