I’d bring you all something witty and tart tonight, but I’m just lazy. And neither witty nor tart.

So tonight, I point you to the men turning the pedals for your Giro wrappage.

You can click here for Lance Armstrong.

You can click here for Michael Rogers.

You can click here for Levi Leipheimer.

And Shaq has challenged Lance to a race, via Twitter. I think I speak for everyone when I say that would be AWESOME.

(via Twitter: THE_REAL_SHAQ)

THE_REAL_SHAQ@lancearmstrong this is shaq, I challenge u to a race anytime any place, its time someone challenged u, call perry rogers for details its on

Purple Bar Tape will monitor this situation as it unfolds, and keep you all apprised.