In case you were not aware, there are a pleathora of Floyd Landises (Landisi? Is Landis both singular and plural?) on Twitter, and some of them spend most of their time sniping at others.

Take, for example, FloydLandis2, who spends most of his time and energy calling out other Floyd Landis accounts. Some of my personal favorites:

• @FakeFloydLandis Oh, and you owe me $2 per tweet for using my name. Pay or I’ll tell twitter to shut you down!
• @fakeeddymerckx Budweiser? I though you were from Belgium, not Indiana.
• @marneleigh I think that’s Rory’s dog. Very picky about race announcers. Not wrong though.

I would post some of my real favorites, but they all contain at least one f-bomb and a “s**t” thrown in for good luck, I guess.

Were I pressed to pick the real Floyd Landis floating on the top of this sea of fakers, I would probably point you to TheRealFloydL, but at this point, just which one of these Tweeters is definitely the cheeky Mennonite of Ouch Racing is quite beyond me.