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Well, they should be. And they are.

Lance Armstrong’s profile in the Tour de France was long one of antagonism between the Texan and pretty much anyone who was French and cared.

Tour officials openly questioned whether he could have accomplished what he did legally. French authorities repeatedly brought him under scrutiny, and more than one investigation promised to find Armstrong guilty of some impropriety, though none has to this point.

Armstrong being Armstrong, he fought back and fought back hard, doing everything short of personally trying to unliberate Paris.

Then he left — and the Tour just sort of died.

The assumption had been forever that Armstrong’s run of seven straight victories made the race itself boring, the same storyline playing out, over and over again. His retirement, surely, would usher in an age of more open competition between the Floyd Landises and Levi Leipheimers and Jan Ullrich’s (oops) of the world.

But then came Operation Puerto, and riders started dropping like flies.

Ullrich was gone, so was Basso. The proceeding years were fraught with scandal and doping accusations and blood bags and two-year bans.

The winner of the ‘06 Tour (Landis) lost his title after testing positive for elevated levels of testosterone, and the winner of the ‘07 Tour (Alberto Contador) only took top spot in that race after Michael Rasmussen, who had quite suddenly turned himself from a pumpkin to a diamond-studded carriage, dropped out amid accusations of doping.

Alexandre Vinokourov, the baby-faced, lovable Kazakh leader of Libery Seguros and Team Astana, was banned for two years after an incident during the 2007 Tour.

The race itself essentially became Survivor on bikes — whomever is the best among us who doesn’t dope, or at least doesn’t get caught, gets to take home top honors.

In American sports, this would cause massive fan outrage, media would call for all sorts of sweeping changes and Al Sharpton would probably go on record in some way or another.

But because a) it’s not the Tour de America and b) European sports are driven by the same sort of hype machines as their stateside counterparts, the Tour de France became something worse than tainted: It became effectively irrelevant.

In rides Armstrong on his Trek-made white horse to save the day. Suddenly, we forgot about Ricco and Vino and doping and the fact that Christian Vande Velde actually finished in the top five of a Tour de France, because there was genuine intrigue again.

Lance against the field, against Contador, against whatever. But for the first time since 2005, we cared about the race itself. It wasn’t overshadowed, it wasn’t ignored and no one was carried off in a police car. Not yet anyway.

The point is, like it or not Frenchmen, Lance made your race matter again, and this time for more right reasons than wrong ones. What’s more, next year’s TdF already has us watering at the mouth, and it’s not even the end of July 2009.

Even Prudhomme feels me: “Armstrong provided us with a rivalry and that’s the strongest thing in sport — Nadal v Federer in tennis, or Hinault v LeMond in cycling. The real rivalry was actually between Contador and Andy Schleck but the Contador/Armstrong row attracted most of the media attention.”

So maybe his comeback wasn’t so dumb after all.

That is correct, we bring you reading pleasure for lunch. Top amongst the news, the Tour, clean through Paris, has finally been dealt its first doping casualty.

Mikel Astarloza, the Spaniard who  and won the race’s 16th stage, was provisionally suspended after his “A” sample tested positive. Should his “B” sample also test positive, the Euskaltel man will be suspended for two years.

What is perhaps most sad about Astarloza’s positive test is that it shocks no one. It was really more surprising, I think we can all agree, that the Tour itself went off without at least one or two dopers getting popped. Sadly, while Astarloza is the first, it’s hard to believe he’ll be the last.

A bit of news equally as unsurprising: Alberto Contador officially turns down Astana’s offer to extend his contract. What’s more, he’s looking for a way out of the final year of his current deal, which would effectively finish tearing up what was likely one of the most talented Tour teams ever assembled.

I know, I’m absolutely shocked, too.